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Good Little Catholic Girl
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She had not returned my call and message from early Easter Sunday evening, so I suspected she was P.O.'d about something? Purposely did not call all week, cause Ball was in her court, right?

Called yesterday afternoon, she was busy scrubbing kitchen floor, in a rush, had to go to work til 10 pm. Told her I wrote her a 4 page poem, and gave her a left-handed Invite - I'll be home if you are interested ...

As Ft. Meade is a good 45 minutes from my humble trailer, if she was coming it would be around 11:00 pm, so i left the exterior lite on and the front door unlocked, just in case.

Lo and behold - at perzactly 10:50 pm, the door crept open, and there she was - with a broken SWISHER for me to fix. NO KISS - she was still a partially pissed Miss!

As she sat down and read the poem, I got out my little TOOL ... a miniature Phillips Screwdriver, and began the repair process. When I heard the 1st BELLY LAUGH - I KNEW I WAS IN!

After discussing my 3 factual errors - Birthdate off by 1 day - and dingy sizes transposed on 1st 2 paramours - a KISS was now received!

A few swishes on the magic keyboard, and VOILA! the genital transplant surgeon fixed everything - re-printed, stapled, and ready for A-C-T-I-O-N ...

After running a tub of hot bath water for her, then 2 warm & fuzzy 7&7 SLURPIES, administering a firm neck and back massage, then checking on the TWINS - SWEET LITTLE SUZIE WAS BAAAAACK!

* RESULTS - at bottom!



Poem Artwork




GOOD LITTLE CATHOLIC GIRL

© March 28, 2008 - Tom Hyland


Saw her picture over a year Ago,
On a Yahoo Personals Site.
Seemed Cute, Sweet, Petite, and Demure -
So I shot her an Email,
To find out More!


Gave her my Number,
And she did Call,
We chatted Awhile,
Then, that was All.


Misplaced her Number,
Thought it was Lost,
Couple weeks later did Re-discover,
So I called her,
And more facts we did Cover.


Made a date to Meet -
At Mr. Bill’s Terrace Inn,
Steamed Shrimp and Crabs
We both Dug In!


Core’s Light draught was - oh so Cold,
So we Sipped and Supped,
And told Tales - oh so Bold!
We hit it off Pretty Good,
‘Cause soon I was Sportin’ Wood!



Followed me back to my Place
That she Did,
We just chatted for Hours,
All the while her Treasures were Hid!


In the Wee Hours she did Leave,
A Second Date seemed Probable,
I did Believe.
And the following Week,
I did Achieve!


Come into my Parlor,
Said the Spider to the Fly,
Dinner, a Movie, a few Drinks,
Now, I’ll give it a Try!


Warm Caresses and Steamy Hot Lips,
Wasn’t long, was Groping her Hips!
Clothing came Off -
Like Peeling a Grape,
Hope this Wasn’t Date-Rape?


Oh, the Agony, and then - Ecstasy,
We Petted and Played,
‘Til all Feeling Leapt Free!
Will there be More? Wait and See!


Let’s jump back in Time,
To when she did Arrive -
October 27th, 1942,
On an Early Morn,
Little Patsy was Born!



A little Pollack,
Sporting Curly Red Hair,
As she Grew Up and Out -
How the Guys would Stare!


Yes, she Became a Knock-Out,
A Fiery Miss,
But No One Got None -
Well maybe - Just a Kiss?
She Was brought up like a Nun!


In her early Twenties,
She did Marry,
And was still a Virgin,
But Now - no time to Tarry!


Heavy Hung was her Mate,
And her Appetite he did Sate!
Two kids Later, and after Seventeen Years,
They did Separate,
Amidst just a few Tears?


Son and Daughter both joined the Navy,
And there was an Empty Nest,
Along came Dingy Two -
A Real Paisano - the Second Test!


I’m told he was Medium-Hung,
And a really Great Guy,
After Twenty Years,
T’was Taken to Heaven,
Only God knows Why!



Three years Later,
Along comes Number Three -
Sportin’ a - little Pee-Pee,
That’d Be ME!


Well, after about a Year,
We’ve had our Ups and Downs,
And Ins and Outs -
Somehow I manage to Piss her Off,
And then she Frowns!


She gets - oh so Mad
When I am Late -
So, for Punishment,
I have to Masturbate!


And she Really Boils,
When I don’t Call -
And makes Fun of my Dingy,
‘Cause it’s so Small!
Don’t that Beat All?


Where, oh Where,
Is Sweet Little SUZIE?
Will we Make Up,
Or is she just a FLOOZIE?


Here a Kiss, There a Kiss,
Don’t know Where?
Damn it! Tom -
Now you’ve Messed up my Hair!
What Now - Is the Score?
Will she BEG me for more - More - MORE?

© - 3/08 - TKH

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* RESULTS - I awakened her 2 minutes before the alarm went off - she had to rush off to work again, a DOUBLE would have her busy til 10:00 pm.

She said: "You want me to come . 11:00 pm?

He said: "I DUNNO, LET ME THINK ON IT."
Grinning like a Chessie Cat ...

OH - P.S. - my Punishment line was originally -
"So I fixed her Gate!" - the change herein was done with her APPROVAL!

ISN'T POETRY POWERFUL?






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 Reviews of "Good Little Catholic Girl"
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on April 11, 2008
lol. Funny and great write. Liz

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on April 1, 2008
This is real life entertainment!!! Hahaha!!! Great job bad boy!!!!!

Sandie May :o)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 29, 2008
Power as poetry can get....well done SIR TOM....I swear you have the same grin as "Tom the cat".....hahahaha...you are A BAD for any good girl to read!!

Love Tinka :)


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