"Step Right Up, Folks -
He Walks, he Talks,
He Rolls on His Belly
Like a Reptile!"

Step Into the Tent -
See - the Amazing -
WANNABE WRITER!

TA-DAH !

© - Tom Hyland


Well, Ghurlz n’ Ghoulz -
It Happened Over-Night -
While I Lay Sleeping -
Like an Innocent Lil Lamb!


I Knew Monday Morning -
That it Was Rapidly Approaching -
But - I Had to Go to Work -
To Keep the Wolf-E from the Door.


And - After - Had to Rush to Pool -
Lost Again! That Sucks!
But - Anyway - I Was Lucky -
On a Slot-Machine - Small ‘Hit.’


Got Home Early -
Had a Huge Meatball Sub -
For Din-Din -
Watched a Crappy Movie - Then ...


Off to Bed at Mid-Night -
After the Cock Crowed Three Times -
This AM - and a Jolt of Java -
I Checked My Stats!


VOILA! EUREKA!
JUMPING JEHOSEPHATS!
A MILESTONE HAD BEEN REACHED!
TA-DAH!

500,024 HITS!

ONE HALF MILLION -

NICE AD MEMBERS -

AND/OR VISITORS -

HAVE READ MY CRAP!


To be Sure -
I Haven’t Earned a ‘Plugged Nickel’ - YET!
No Publisher Has Beat a Path to My Door -
But - Just Think ...


IF - Each ‘Hit’ -
Had Garnered Only One Penny -
I Would Have Received -
Five Thousand Dollars!


WOW!
And - IF the Dog Hadn’t Stopped -
To Take a DUMP -
He’d a Caught the Rabbit!

TA-DAH!

© - TKH