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NYMPHO-GRANNY
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AAAAH ... MAKIN' UP IS SO SWEET!



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‘NYMPHO-GRANNY’

© - Tom Hyland - 5-17-10


Try as I Might -
Try as I May -
Could not Withstand -
Her ‘Snorin’ Today!

Last Night was a Wonder -
Last Night was a Joy!
But Four-Thirty A M -
I was one Wide-Awake Boy!

Sprang to the Kitchen -
Had a Drink and a Smoke -
Two ‘Ciggies’ Later -
I was ‘Okey-Doke!’

Back to the Bedroom -
Back to the Bed -
Back to Warm Hineys Touchin’ -
But Now - Lil Birdies Must be Fed!

Those Cute Lil Freakin’ Birdies -
All Chirpin’ for - More-More-More!
Wouldn’t Shut Up for Love Nor Money -
Put my Feet - Back on the Floor!

From Four-Thirty to Five -
‘Twas First Kitchen ‘Break’ -
Then, Five-Fifteen Came -
Must ‘Drain the Snake’!

Five-Thirty Came Quickly -
‘Twas Back in the Bed -
But Her Cute Lil Snorin’ -
Kept me Awake Instead!

Love-Makin’ at Late Night -
N’ the Wee Hours of Mornin’ -
Is Wonderful All Right -
But - Kee-Rist - Her Friggin’ Snorin’!

Chirpin’ Birdies n’ Logs A-Sawin’ -
Had my Brains n’ Skin A-Crawlin’ -
What to Do? What to Do?
If - ‘Twas a TomKat - Throw a Shoe!

Love-Makin’ is Wonderful -
Love-Makin’ is Grand!
But Her Fierce Friggin’ Snorin’ -
I Just Can Not Stand!


© - TKH.




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 Reviews of "NYMPHO-GRANNY"
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on May 29, 2010
This is hilarious! The truth about menopause.
Christine

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 18, 2010
Ear plugs or a mouth sock
sounds like your choice
if silence in sleeping
makes you rejoice
I just gave up
dogs bouncing on top of my head
I'll get just enough sleep
Until I am dead.

Patrick

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on May 18, 2010
cute tho it is...nympho granny reads this....you're troubles are over!
ye be sleepin' with chirpin' birdies...hah

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 18, 2010
Ho, Ho, Ho!! Sounds like you need a Tom-Kat Hideaway. When everything starts gettin to me, I head for the old Ed Cave!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 18, 2010
Birds shouldn't go pecking on Viagra...

Cuz EDvard


Reviewed by Donna Chandler
Reviewed on May 17, 2010
Cute ............. we all get a bit cranky if our sleep in interupted!

Donna

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 17, 2010
You are the man from this I can tell...LOL, Ed

Reviewed on May 17, 2010
Tom,

I loved this! It gave me a laugh, and I can just imagine that old man and his "problems"!

Mary


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