ALLADDIN’S LAMP

Walking a day by Almeria’s desert

Where are shot Western films

And other variegated games

Suddenly I put mine’s right foot

In the Alladdins’ mouth lamp

And, in a flash, I heard a voice saying:

-Shocking mistake¡ During I was sleeping

On a bed with two mattresses

One step on my “so long¡”, to me

That was dreaming with a black cat

Falling in love with a greyish  she cat

Near the door of a convent

Where a friar piss on the twos

And the rabid black cat

Leaping from his beloved greyish she cat

Scratched  the friar’ tail

The friar, who, now, cry and cry:

-Mamma mia from the Sky

That the cat scratched my clapper¡

I saying to Alladin

Asking to him thousand forgivenesses:

Do You know to play guitar?

He answering me singing:

-Ouch, squid, squid

Your mother bad and you queer

You put oneself apron up

Your love looking at the North, at midday

And Your father is called as “SliceMelons”

Woolly dog, dog without teeth

Don’t ask to me Your three whises

Because I’m  giving these to You just now:

To Your father, the peach

To Your mother, the pear

And to You, the pepper

And know that  now and ever

The hare runs by the sea

The sardines by the hill

The fishes by the stubbles

And the shares are made with peel of bacon.

-As You, I said to him

At the top of one’s voice

Taking out the foot from the lamp

And with a kick, puting it

Below his chin.