Some people, such as the genius of Nikolas Tesla, (see Wikipedia.org), assigned special importance to trinity. I don’t, but three attributes are often entirely sufficient to define or at least specify the character of an item, an activity, in both serious and/or humorous dimensions. Here below are a few examples.
Caution: Contains black humour. Some of the below qualifiers might make you upset! Should you want to read the below, please bring your own set of black humour!
Art: Expensive Decor& Museums
Army: Blood, Sweat & Tears
Burgers: Meat, Bread & Ketchup
China: Junk, Toys & Poison
Cooking: Boil, Fry & Grill
Dog: 4legs, Barks & Bites
Email: Letters, Viruses & Spam
El Gaucho: Horse, Wife & Knife
Faith: Father, Son & Holy Ghost
French Fries: Chips, Oil & Salt
French Kiss: Reverse Oral Enjoyment
French Drain: Mind Your Step
Fishing: Rod, Hook & Worm
Food: Protein, Flour & Flavor
Government: Fill Your Pockets
Guns: Control, Powder & Death
Health: Exercise, Diet & Sleep
Insurance: Own Risk & Helpline
Job: Stuff, Deadlines& Bosses
Kitchen: Fork, Knife & Spoon
KFC: Killed Frozen Chicken
Luxury: Drugs, Glamour & Money
Make-up: Lipstick, Perfume & Ink
North Pole: Cold, Floats & Melts
Office: Computer, Desk & Folders
Planet: Earth, Wind & Water
Quagmires: Iraq, Gaza & Lebanon
Russia: Putin, KGB & Gas
Sex: Anal, Oral & Pussy
South Pole: Cold, Slides & Melts
Sushi: Raw, Fish & Rice
SUV: Sub – Urban Van
Tax: Pay Suffer NoRecover
Travel: Ticket, Passport & Money
UFO’s: Nobody’s Trusted Views
Value: Hot Air & Money
White house: Rove, Dick & George
War: Rape, Kill & Burn
Xmas: Santa, Toys & Snow
Yoghurt: Sour Acidophilus Milk
Zero: None, Nothing & Absent
I nominate you Franz L Kessler Educator of the Decade.
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blessin's ...this is a true wordsmith's work of artistry and common sense with a tad bit of humor outside of the box.
cynth'ya lewis reed
(or just lain provoking)
good write all the same
Regis
Poor Andy just don't get it...
Walt