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Trinity Alphabet
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Some people, such as the genius of Nikolas Tesla, (see Wikipedia.org), assigned special importance to trinity. I don’t, but three attributes are often entirely sufficient to define or at least specify the character of an item, an activity, in both serious and/or humorous dimensions. Here below are a few examples.

Caution: Contains black humour. Some of the below qualifiers might make you upset! Should you want to read the below, please bring your own set of black humour!

Art: Expensive Decor& Museums
Army: Blood, Sweat & Tears
Burgers: Meat, Bread & Ketchup
China: Junk, Toys & Poison
Cooking: Boil, Fry & Grill
Dog: 4legs, Barks & Bites
Email: Letters, Viruses & Spam
El Gaucho: Horse, Wife & Knife
Faith: Father, Son & Holy Ghost
French Fries: Chips, Oil & Salt
French Kiss: Reverse Oral Enjoyment
French Drain: Mind Your Step
Fishing: Rod, Hook & Worm
Food: Protein, Flour & Flavor
Government: Fill Your Pockets
Guns: Control, Powder & Death
Health: Exercise, Diet & Sleep
Insurance: Own Risk & Helpline
Job: Stuff, Deadlines& Bosses
Kitchen: Fork, Knife & Spoon
KFC: Killed Frozen Chicken
Luxury: Drugs, Glamour & Money
Make-up: Lipstick, Perfume & Ink
North Pole: Cold, Floats & Melts
Office: Computer, Desk & Folders
Planet: Earth, Wind & Water
Quagmires: Iraq, Gaza & Lebanon
Russia: Putin, KGB & Gas
Sex: Anal, Oral & Pussy
South Pole: Cold, Slides & Melts
Sushi: Raw, Fish & Rice
SUV: Sub – Urban Van
Tax: Pay Suffer NoRecover
Travel: Ticket, Passport & Money
UFO’s: Nobody’s Trusted Views
Value: Hot Air & Money
White house: Rove, Dick & George
War: Rape, Kill & Burn
Xmas: Santa, Toys & Snow
Yoghurt: Sour Acidophilus Milk
Zero: None, Nothing & Absent

(c) 2007 by Franz L Kessler  

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 Reviews of "Trinity Alphabet"
Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on September 14, 2007
I nominate you Franz L Kessler Educator of the Decade.
blessin's ...this is a true wordsmith's work of artistry and common sense with a tad bit of humor outside of the box.

cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on June 26, 2007
thought provoking
(or just lain provoking)

good write all the same

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 25, 2007
Most intriguing and thought-eliciting, Franz. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 25, 2007
Franz,
Poor Andy just don't get it...

Walt

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2007
Tactful, does not spring to mind, nor does tasteful....


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