He's not the typical sweetheart, but then, it takes more than wine and roses to make me happy!

You were young, you were smart,
and you stole my very heart
Not by money
Nor with art,
Lofty principle,
or style,
But because you made me smile.
Make me giggle 'til I jiggle
Tell me puns and silly riddles
And my heart will be your fiddle
to play
every day.
I will never, ever stray.
Overlook our lack of money
and your thinning hair, honey because you're so funny
O'er my kingdom you will rule
for my life and home are full.