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Soak It In Cider
by Jane Noponen Perinacci → (All Poetry by Jane Noponen Perinacci)
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It's all in how ya hear it sometimes!


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He went to the doctor
Just the other day
Had hit his finger
While pounding away

Digit started throbbing
Turned black and blue
He asked the doctor
Just what he should do

Doc said,
"Soak it in cider
Until it feel better.
Soak it in cider
'Til it can't get no wetter."

He did tell his girlfriend
Just what Doc had said
She was compliant
As she her legs spread

So he
Soaked it inside 'er
Until it felt better
Soaked it inside 'er
.....and it can't get no wetter!

 

Jane Noponen Perinacci


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 Reviews of "Soak It In Cider"
Reviewed by Gert van Weenen (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2013
Really great Jane to play with the difference between writing and hearing.

I really had to laugh about this one
Gerrit

Reviewed on March 2, 2013
HEAVENS LOL

Jane Jane Jane you are so funny!

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Terry Rizzuti
Reviewed on March 2, 2013
What an absolute hoot!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 1, 2013
This is not JUST poetry, this is great humor...too funny...e

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 1, 2013
Funny.


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