Oh, how the anticipation builds,
mind filled to overflow
on delectable visions
of a table prepared
with special care
to be shared by two

So tantalizing the buffet,
this day is sure to please
the meal will tempt
the senses to frenzy
table set for others to envy
with no one hungry, thereafter

She sets the scene deliberately,
for she knows how hard it becomes
when he must choose his favorite
the pressure begins to mount
breasts, legs, thighs, which to mouth?
and he can't do without stuffing!

Yes! The aroma always intoxicates,
the wait for dessert and cool whip-plunges
simply indulges what hedonists crave
with a spread that begs to be left bare
as selfishly gluttonous pair
scream a giving thanks prayer, Ohhhh...

Myyyyyyyyyyyy GaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhD...


So, what should we have for dinner?