He thinks back to the past

When supplies of love were vast

But it fell apart so fast

She came first, and he was last

Oh, but now she wants him back

And moves ahead with her attack

Writing songs and talking smack

Begging him to collect her slack

“But that’s not how it works”

His friend reminds him as she smirks

She says, “Don’t listen to that jerk”

And pretty soon, up he perks

And his friends, they love him so

Cause he’s got this awesome glow

That makes the room just grow

Like you’re on some crazy blow

And his lines, they make you laugh

And his voice – you don’t know the half

If he would only let her go

And finally let her know

That she can’t have her way

Because she left that day.