man
I messed up my word processor
I really did it this time
help
everything is all bunched up
everything is all messed up
and I have no clue
no clue how to fix it
I just sell produce
I just mess with words
I don’t know
computers
whatever happened to
typewriters
no I know typewriters
broken goes to the shop
easy
now this thing
this thing was made to drive me nuts
bonkers
headaches
how do you reset everything back to the way
it was
huh
turn it off
chuck it out the window
go buy a new one
give up writing
all of the above
be calm
big girls don’t cry
break out the typewriter
do they still sell ribbons for it
call someone who cares
does anyone care
buy two bottles of Camelot merlot
one will never do
sob
gut wrenching
tears in my keyboard
why me lord
why o why did I have to mess around in the tools
or was it the format
insert
edit
table
help
I can’t even change my own font anymore
lost it all lost
lost lost lost
I’m so sorry
I will never ever do it again
I promise
a class
maybe I should
hey
a manual
directions
is there could there be help for me
could I learn my way around
could I
negative
nope
furgeddaboutit
(that word it underlined with a squiggly red line)
ha
ha
ha
I’ve gone mad
and it’s all courtesy of Microsoft/hard word
I am bald yes bald
crosseyed and bald
and I’m running away now
shrieking
yes shrieking
into the wilderness of
the land of computers

gotta call my kid
she’ll know
yessssss
she’ll know
honey you must come and fix mommy
yes I messed it up again
yes I’ll buy you jackinthebox for lunch
that’s a good girl

FIX IT