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get a life
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I know these two chicks
cute
damn cute
every single Friday night
they meet up
at one or the others house
now mind you
these chicks are hot
they could be painting the town
red
they are
h
o
t
but instead see they meet up
crank up the ole computer
log on to
here
right here
to see what the ole josiemiester
has to say
ha
my own little Fan Club
well I will say
there’s some blood involved
and some almost blood
like close enough for real blood
but
like I say
they have no business on a
freaking
Friday night
loggin on here
just
to
see what I spit out
dorks
so I want you all to say a warm howdy
to
my sister
Julie Gonzales
and half sister
Desiree Dualay
ha
and Julie and Des
if they gave you a hello
you best check out their stuff
hey
we
all count page hits
after-all
and I will tell you this
these people here got it going
On
you may just say
forget josie lets check out some
REAL
poetry

go play you two
geez louise
get a freakin Life

love ya
even if you are dorks

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 Reviews of "get a life"
Reviewed by Little Julie
Reviewed on March 24, 2003
Chicken Mcnuggets AND a bottle of wine! Thanks Josie, Now the whole world knows we are Dorks!!! Absolutely LOVED it, My computer is up. Your biggest fan is back... oh and I like your writing too! I love you more...

Reviewed by The Dork Desiree
Reviewed on March 12, 2003
Love you too Josie! Love the poem!

Reviewed on March 12, 2003
consider me part of the fan club, too, josie...i love your work! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Jason
Reviewed on March 10, 2003
hey, how do I get Julie's Number? I will promise to bring chicken mcnuggets....

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
Hola to Julie and Desiree...I hope Josefina did not embarrass you two letting it out that you two prefer checking the Den out rather than painting the town. Of course, what's to paint in Salinas when you have Carmel and Monterrey so close? Great write, Josie.
Amor

Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
Geeze, sounds like my daughter talking to me..."Come on, Dad, get a freakin life, you dork."
Is there a twelve-step program for us?
-James

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
if you two are as hot as josie says contact me at larry.skahill.com
(I have Friday nights free also)

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on March 8, 2003
G'day to your Sisters Josie! Of course they blardy wanna read you…. You most defiantly rock...You've a style all of your own....gotta love it....Dani.

Reviewed by Susan San Jule (Reader)
Reviewed on March 8, 2003
A great sense of humor is what I like! Fun read!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 8, 2003
HAHAHAHA.Josie you are a class act......you will and may get away with anything you put into some word format, and I will still love you doing so.....this is one "moerse" ...that means "great" write you did.
"Fan club friend in Orange league You"
Tinka..:)))))))))

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 7, 2003
great write josie,
your own fan club too. Kool

William

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on March 7, 2003
I will certainly welcome any kith or kin of yours aboard, and enjoy what they have to add to our little family.

Reviewed by Mom
Reviewed on March 7, 2003
Julie can hardly wait to read this, her computer isn't set up. I sent it to her. Good description of those two.

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on March 7, 2003
Josie, nice intro. I bet you are a terrific role model for those two.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 7, 2003
Thanks for the intro......

Reviewed on March 7, 2003
This was so funny and sweet! I loved it!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on March 7, 2003
Josie,

it is sweet Hi Josies sister we liuke what she has to say to
SHE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peg

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on March 7, 2003
a hero song
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