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My Gun, Too
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, June 24, 2022    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just pointing out the absurdity of personal gun ownership (satire).


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Radical Firearms AR15 5.56 NATO Sold Online Many Places, No Questions Asked


My Gun, Too



You can't take my gun away,

it is my unalienable right.

God put this gun in my hand,

to protect me day and night.


Bad guys everywhere are at my door,

but when they come to break in.

I'll be ready with my trusty gun, 

to make sure they'll never do it again.


I know how to handle myself,

I know I'm an expert marksman.

Both at the shooting range,

and in Mortal Kombat, man.


Don't mess with me or my house,

don't bother my kids or my spouse,

or I will blow you away with one shot,

you don't know what I have got.


Haven't you all heard the news?

The world is soon falling apart.

Each and every one of us with guns,

must rise up and do our part.


I wear my gun openly in the street,

all bad guys my eyes steely meet.

Any injustice that I might see,

I'll pull my gun with liberty.


For without me and others like me,

anarchy will rule in the streets.

I am the last bastion of free will,

and tired of wimpy retreats.


So, everyone join me in my quest,

when you get cut off on the road,

shoot that guy between the eyes,

to tell him that he's a driving toad.


When your wife doesn't treat you right,

pistol whip her in the night,

and when she asks for a divorce,

shoot her, the kids, yourself, of course.


Copyright 2022 © Ronald W. Hull


6/23/22

 

My Gun, posted in 2015, is better.


You can read and print this poem my website here.

 


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 Reviews of "My Gun, Too"
Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on July 1, 2022
Being from the Uk, you’ll know that our laws regarding guns are very different
from yours…Our Police are only armed in certain situations and then a special
Unit is sent in…Average cops may or may not carry Tasers…We as a public cannot
carry guns…
I am so relieved it’s this way here..
My opinion for what it’s worth is like Felix says,
regulation and restriction must always be the way…

Your poem highlights the alternative…

Diana…🍃

Reviewed on June 25, 2022
People should be able to carry guns but not the assault weapons.

Sandie


Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on June 25, 2022
A brilliant statement of tongue-in-cheek, how else can you deal with people who think the second ammendment entitles peoples to carry around assault weapons that we created and designed to be used in war. Well done, Ron.

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on June 24, 2022
rat ta tat tat with my get like that, the basis of every good hip hop song (no, I'm kidding). you know they say a knife is actually scarier? Leaves bigger wounds, makes less noise, etc. For me, I want to be a man of peace, with open, love-giving hands. Good write.

Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on June 24, 2022
that is such one bad ass guy. kinda made me feel a bit afraid for my life. but i enjoyed this piece and in fact made me laugh a bit. thank you.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 24, 2022
It is getting scarier every day and I agree with you that no one truly needs a semi auto or auto rifle of any types, and I even don't see a need for hand guns except in the hands of soldiers or police. I have no problem with people having sporting rifles for hunting or even target shooting if they are secured properly according to the law. In Canada where I live the regulations and laws in regarding to guns is very strict but still we have our share of crazies. I know all the arguments for both sides but I think regulation and restriction is still the course required.
Fee

Reviewed by Poets Soul
Reviewed on June 24, 2022
Dang it Ron!!!!! Not only was this a masterpiece it was cleverly done. I think you have put into words what we think and see everyday. Most of the time we make our biggest fears and horrors come true in the name of freedom. There is nothing scarier than a man with a gun, and there is nothing more helpless than a man without one. I saw that in a movie. Excellent poem my friend.

PS

Reviewed by De Rose
Reviewed on June 24, 2022
Ron, a great statement and even better prose. Specially the last verse. That's tellen' 'em. Ron don't take no shit...yeah!


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