A "country" baby song with history thrown in, something silly for my son & daughter-in-law after their first baby came.

What are we gonna do with the Baby?
What are we gonna do?
She's got the urps,
She's got the chuffs,
Even the pacifier don't help 'nuff.

What are we gonna do with the Baby?
What are we gonna do?
I've walked the floor till I'm dizzy, Sung 'til my throat is sore,
But this fat little bundle of delight, Just screams and screams for more.

Oh, Papa I know you love Baby
And I know you love Mama as well
So come on, it's your turn now Daddy, To let Mama rest a spell.

What are we gonna do with the Baby?
What are we gonna do?
She's got the spits,
She's got a bubble,
How can one little girl
have so much trouble?
What are we gonna do with the Baby?
What are we gonna do?

Hamilton balanced our first budget
and rocked a cradle too,
Mozart dreamed great music
while walking his baby blue,
So Daddy you'll be in good company
While you're totin' her tonight
Because you love us, honey,
Don't worry, you'll get it right.

What are we gonna do with the Baby?
What are we gonna do?
Is she needin' a change?
Is that a tooth - maybe?
Lord, it's a Lotta Hard Work
Just Bein' a Baby!
What will we do with Miss Angel Feet?Oh, what are we gonna do?