This a a country music song about divorce, a sore throat, an ice storm, loosing a job, an ex-packing and totaling a car-all in a week.

My customers love me,
my ex-wife hates me,
I have a big empty house,
and it is home to a lot of mouse,
My car got wrecked,
and my back got whacked.

I have no money in the bank,
and i fell at work in rank,
I had a sore throat the week of the ice,
and I seem to have no life,
I am looking for a girl friend,
with a big ...!!!

My brother-in-law replies:
The sky is high
Your mind is sigh
Be back to your source
The rest 'll be on course.
Your account has no money
That is surely very funny!

Find what you'll need
This ain't found in any creed.
Your soul is what you heed -
That's life for you to lead.
Money and lady to feed,
Nothing is constant indeed!!