Jahova in the Strip Club

Herman was a long time Jahova Witness
he thought the strip club was for Fitness
So he signed up for the one month show
Little did he know, what was going on, bro

He was lost for words,
when he saw the Beauty
these are very fit Birds
they must get a lot of booty

But he thought it was his civic duty
to go and complain about all the bootie
So he went a stood in front of the managers door
he knocked, until he couldn't knock no more

we all know the story
what's the difference between
Johava witness and a Skoda?
you can close the door on a Johova
you can't on a Skoda
So he's still knocking?

The manager came out and began to shout
" what the hell's going on here ?"
Herman said: I find this all a bit queer?
Whats with all the girls and all the beer?

We like to enjoy our wine, women and song
Herman said: with that I cannot find anything wrong
It is the "Strip show" and the springing on the Pole
This is not good for your Body or your sole

Listen Herman my man, the manager said,
If the girls were not stripping, on thin ice we tread
Herman thought about this, but didn't get the thread
He said:Falling through thin ice, would be better instead