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Jezebel
by Southern Comfort → (All Poetry by Southern Comfort)
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This is how a Southern Woman deals with a would be man stealer!

JEZEBEL!, that be yore name!
I am bout to put Ya in a world of pain!
I want you to understand,
You aint woman enough to steal my man!
So jest slither back under yore rock!
Afore I gives yore nose a sock!
With yore fake titties and stanky cologne,
Ifen you be smart, you best leave my man alone!
I be a fighten Little Rebel from the South,
Don't Ya sass me Gal, shut yore mouth!
Ya can bring it on sister, cause I aint goin away!
Kickin yore ass will be child's play!
So now cut the crap and I'll show Ya how a real Lady should be,
Now sit yore ass down and we'll have tea!



  

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 Reviews of "Jezebel"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 2, 2007
You are talking like a lass from a scotish loch looking for a Jezabel to drag to the shore for a Nessie's meal.
I am hearing the bagpipes moans.
Georg

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
Assertive but delightful (I love the ending). Thanks, SC. Love and best wishes,

Regis (Professor Dreamy)

Reviewed by Patricia Bankhead (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
I am from the south as well and us southern women can be rough.
Enjoyed reading.

Patti

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
Why Southern Comfort
You sho nough is one heck of a southern Lady.

A most enjoyable piece you have composed here
Thanks for sharing
Peace be with you

William
Love & Peace

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
Ifen I was jezebel and after all that arse chewing
I'd have to have something stronger than tea, hee, hee.
Yes, you have another touch down SC..
Huggies real tight ones....

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
Kickin ass and takin no prisoners. Oh what torture tea must be!

Enjoyed.

Ron

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
Dam it's hard to type when you are a rollin on the floor laughing

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
...and we'll have tea...cause you're gonna need it lol

Reviewed by James Wright (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
Bravo SC, once again you knocked it out of the ball park.

Reviewed by Rafiriio Daniels
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
This was great work! Keep poetry alive!

Reviewed by Lydia Shutter (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2007
Don't mess with my GF for sure....wooohooo, PA, you sure now how to put someone in their place! Loved it! Lydi**


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