It'll melt in your hand and run down your leg,
but it'll never melt in your mouth.

coup d'etat to coup de theatre
By: Gary Stonecipher

An M&M (Maher/Miller) coup de theatre;
It'll melt in your hand and run down your leg,
but it'll never melt in your mouth.

Come one... Come all...
and see... the one and only...
President S-Elect George W Bush's
One Man Show; "The Wizard of Oz"

Follow the Oil Slick Road...
Follow the Oil Slick Road...
La Da Da Da De De Do...
Follow the Lickety Dickety Toad...

All the way to the Emerald City where...
The Great Oz... occupies empty space.
Ignore the man behind the ¡¿Veil of Secrecy!?
That's just my Dick... he needs a heart too!

I are the The Great Oz...
I know it all... Y'all just gotta trust me!
because... because... because... because...
I know what we doin... Really! I do too!

Do you think the Great Oz could...
give me a brains and a heart and the courage,
to be a Comepissonit Condemnative;
or send me a Jackass back to Texass!

I are a unityer... not a blower-upper!
I are a Comepissonit Condemnative,
I want to share the suffering of unimaginative...
er... ducking superfluity ah... give me a brains...

My head is stuffed with straw, that is why...
I am going to Oz to ask him for a brains.
I am sure the Great Oz will give me a brains!
He will... He will to... He willy wonky to!

My head is small and stuffed with straw,
with eyes, nose, and mouth are painted on,
this is to represent all my two faces;
Who am I¿

Oh, gracious! cried Dullardly; Are you really Rich?
No, my head is quite empty... But once I had a brains,
and a heart also; so, having tried them both,
I should much rather have a tax break.

I'll get you my pretty...
and your little dog Osama too!
-- The End --
of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.