My recliner, now the “Boyfriend’s” too!

My magnificent recliner, I was so excited

The day I got it.(It was used but happy I was!)

Going on Six years old now, it is getting warn,
rough edges with metal sticking out in a few places.
I am really the only one that knows where it is safe

to put your legs up so metal does not hit your thighs.

Frayed on the edges, and void of any smoke,

It has never caused me any problems, UNTIL;

Momma brought the boyfriend home to meet us!
We had met him before but not under these circumstances.

He is 80 years old and therefore, with a small body,
gets first dibs on my recliner! UGHHHHH!

Also, he smokes like a race horse!

My Wonderful recliner is now going to smell!

(That is something I am going to have to put up

With though, right Peter? Mum’s the word!)

It is now, Becca and Bob’s recliner instead of

Becca’s recliner.

Oh well.

Written on October 15^th, 2004 at 3:35am CST by Becca E Henry, Brain Faithful,
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