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spel chek & i
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(a repost on my wrytin')

spel chek & i
by Steve Patterson



Thursday, August 21, 2003


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spel chek & i
we don't git buy
wunder why
we just look at each uthor
and sighhhhhh



i louk at spel chek
spel chek loooks at me
hell, i see what be
spel chek don't see me
spell chk don't c

'cause what i wryte
mite not be spelllled rite
but whut i saaaa
hey

spellchex&me
or is it i or thee
see
oh mity spellchex
how can it be

sweeeervie line & funnie culors
they suppose ta' mean sumpin' ta' me
those fellers
i can't see
C i' color blynd
& i kan't type
but i cun rthymn & rhymegiven the tyme

soe
spell check & i\we git bye
or is it spelchex & me

who gives a hoot
who gives a shoot
it's all
just a roooty-toot-toot

so i & me & spelchex
guess we'll see
if this poem be
did it make any since
sense
this poem be
the x, the y, the z'z
'bout spell check & me

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 Reviews of "spel chek & i"
Reviewed by Tina Clark
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
ROFLMRO, how very clever! Yulp made sense to me! LOL whats bad is when you mean to spell Angel and spell angle and it don't catch it of course because it is spelled right! ROFL Yep spell check and I or Me good friends we be! LOL Well done!!!!!!

Hugs
Tina

Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
HAHAHAH


i enjoyed this light hearted piece much! it brought some laughter to my serious side of being a grammar and spelling nazi!

:)

gypsie

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
Originality weds creativity in this delightful "Steve" write! I enjoyed!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
I luv the clever way you do this,wish I could
I always enjoy your humor;-)...
Eileen

Reviewed on October 9, 2005
It's so wantafool wan won wantabefool of knowledge. Take naw ka ka!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Marjorie Coogle (Reader)
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
I use spell cheque all the thyme because I was tolled it wood catch all my misteaks. Cute right. Enjoyed it very much.
Marjorie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
The best booper on spelcheking ever...cowhoboy!!

Love Tinkas


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