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spel chek & i
by Steve Patterson → (All Poetry by Steve Patterson)
  
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spel chek & i
we don't git buy
wunder why
we just look at each uthor
and sighhhhhh

i louk at spel chek
spel chek loooks at me
hell, i see what be
spel chek don't see me
spell chk don't c

'cause what i wryte
mite not be spelllled rite
but whut i saaaa
hey

spellchex&me
or is it i or thee
see
oh mity spellchex
how can it be

sweeeervie line & funnie culors
they suppose ta' mean sumpin' ta' me
those fellers
i can't see
C i' color blynd
& i kan't type
but i cun rthymn & rhymegiven the tyme

soe
spell check & i\we git bye
or is it spelchex & me

who gives a hoot
who gives a shoot
it's all
just a roooty-toot-toot

so i & me & spelchex
guess we'll see
if this poem be
did it make any since
sense
this poem be
the x, the y, the z'z
'bout spell check & me


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 Reviews of "spel chek & i"
Reviewed by Jeffrey Callico (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2003
No, Steve. This isn't poetry. No, Steve. No.

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on August 21, 2003
Such creative cuteness and excellance...lol lol lol...had fun reading this one and ya nose spelchik and I don't git along ether...lol
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on August 21, 2003
Hahahahahaha, now that's the Steve I remember.

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on August 21, 2003
This is great, Steve! Very creative!

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on August 21, 2003
Excellent witty write, Steve. Just so we understand what you want to say ...


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