got a new PC
neat as it can be
Lap Top you see
carry it with me

faster than speeding bull-shit
that be it
more powerful than a loco-motive
sorry got no rhyme for my motive
able to leap the Internet in a single bound
even has sound

wow! features that abound
now i can really get around
the E-net
might even let
me SpellCheck
but what the heck
spell chex & i
we don't see eye ta' eye
that's why
i never use it
only abuse it

Smile!
might take me a while
to adapt ta' my style
but my new PC
and me
seem to agree
we fit to a "T"