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Twilight Zone
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A funny little poem on growing old.

Twilight Zone by Stuart Macfarlane I am old, I am wrinkled and wretched, I am a life insurance policy ready to be surrendered, I am fumbling and frail, I am a candidate for the Zimmer Olympics, I am drooping and decrepit, I am the winter of life’s cruel dream, I am tired and worn, I am youth’s sad antipathy, I am sickly and slow, I am a coffin awaiting occupancy, Pity me, Today is my birthday, I am 30!!! Note: This is not an extract from "The Secret Diary of Adrian Cat".

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Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury

Reviewed on September 10, 2007

A wonderful sense of humor. Enjoyed

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