John Titor
Screwing with nerds
Fooling them all, or
At least you think so …


Did you piss in the coffee
too many times at the office?
How disgruntled are you?

You never traveled through time, bro.
You never traveled through time.

The government didn’t invest billions, bro
to have you vacation to 1999
and posture on the BBS boards
about low-science
and dullard junk-prophecy


I’ve been to Omaha, bro.
It’ll never be the our nations capitol
not even nuclear devastation
will make the place more palatable
The cockroaches are lined up
En masse for a greyhound bus


A corvette, bro?
Are you kidding me
It’s a rust trap
A death knell.
You must be joshing
I’m up to my neck in your bullshit
And all I can hear is the sloshing

John Titor,
You’re living in your momma’s basement, bro
In Garland, Texas surrounded by lotion
You send your fantasy over
An electronic ocean hoping
Other fat nerds believe you.

Forgive me, bro,
if I just dismiss you.











from: During the Apocalypse (2007)