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When Pavers Last in the Dooryard Loom'd

by Kalikiano Kalei — Read all 118 poems by Kalikiano Kalei

Sincere apologies to the Maestro (Walt Whitman) for this light-hearted lark that dares to spoof his immortal classic. You see, I belong to the Sacramento Bad Poets Society and yesterday we convened a meeting in my back yard to relocate 100 1-kg brick paver stones to a separate site. It was almost 100 degrees F, too, so the work portended much travail for myself, had I not had assistance. Fortunately, I had the help of my fellow bad poets to make the work brief and merciful. Hence this rather silly bit of unpretentious doggerel that resulted. :))

Friday, June 15, 2018


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When Pavers Last in the Dooryard Loom'd


When pavers last in the dooryard loom'd

The pile was truly daunting,

But a bad poet quickly showed us how 

Our intentions were not wanting.


His strength & inborn cunning revealed

His sinews aflame with lactic acid,

He couldn’t have been much more inspiring,

His demeanor much more than placid!


Quite soon the job was truly done,

Each weighty paver safely moved,

And thanks to one good ‘bad poet’s’ work

Our yard has beauteous proved!


So, criticize not, ye men of words,

The labors large and small,

Of men like Sev (and his buddy Owl)

When it comes to wherewithal!


When pavers last in the dooryard loom'd

The pile was truly tall,

But a bad poet quickly showed his grit

And soon t’was nought at all!  

 

 

[13 Jun 2018] 

 

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Reviewed on July 22, 2018
This was great, I enjoyed it. Walt would probably approve.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 17, 2018
I do not see or read of any "bad" poet here & as I know very little of Whitman (other than the fact he makes good chocolates :), I have to say I know of your poetry and that is all that is needed for me to have a good opinion of you...-e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 17, 2018
I'm surprised no one else has commented! You did Walt Whitman proud with this "little bit of doggerel." And finally, showing me that poets, even bad ones, can be worth something, sometimes.

Ron


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