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Books
· Coruscated Confabulations: Oh! The Humanity!

· Marooned on Moloka'i: Coconuts, Dreams & Death

· Saunas and War Toys

· Falling Off the Mountain (poems)

· Santa Cruz Sargasso, Berkeley Fog (poems)

· U S Chemical and Biological Defense Respirators


Short Stories
· The Jade Compass

· A Plethora of Papas

· A Great Many Moons Ago...

· Catenary Roe, a tail (sic) of Old Monterey

· The Great Venuezuelan Beaver Cheese OODA Loop

· The Saint Valentine's Day Mass Accretion (a short story)

· Everything you know is wrong...(part II)

· Everything you know is wrong...(part1)

· An Arrow for Amaterasu

· Outdoor Bob and the leaf-blower from Hell...


Articles
· Field Notes on the Species 'Homo sapien'

· Iaido: The art of Japanese sword draw...

· Obesity: To be or not to be?

· And now a word from Our Heavenly Host...

· Joseph Pujol, Le Petomane, star of the Moulin Rouge (1887)

· NorCal Coastal Cold Water Reflections, 1989/2007

· The Gold and Azure Frontier

· We the Pimples... (or) a Child's Garden of Constitutional Verses...

· Welcome to Californication, suckers!

· Confessions of a 'Yellow Fever' afflictee...


Poetry
· Solar fire of the Heavens...

· Find her in everything...

· Petrushka's Remorseful 5-Year Plan...

· The starward path: A tribute to Laika and Gagarin

· Hair today, groan tomorrow...comrade

· Merely a turn of the wheel...

· Crush depth

· The Doorway, twixt Heaven and Hell...

· Puddle Worms

· Here's to Twenny-Twenny-Six, replete with all its pending tricks...

         More poetry...
News
· Every writer needs egoboo (an ego boost)

· Two new books of poetry now released and available

· Santa Cruz Sargasso, Berkeley Fog (poems)

· Marooned on Molokai (a Hawaiian travel journal)

· Local Writer Not Slated to Receive Steinbeck Foundation Recognition

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Happy Saint Valentine's Day Mass Accretion

by Kalikiano Kalei — Read all 118 poems by Kalikiano Kalei

A special Valentine's Day poem, written as if legendary Saint Valentine were a grotesquely warped, ironic advance messenger of the Four Horsemen of the Appocolypse with a bizarre sense of humor, sent out to obliquely warn humanity of impending disaster and ultimate extinction as a futile gesture of mock-loving concern. [For some of the lesser-regarded 'Valentines' on your list...]

Saturday, February 14, 2026


Poem Artwork

Life begins just like rose seeds

That are nourished with shit;

Add a teaspoon of semen

And "Tag! You are it!"

 

 

 

 

 



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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 16, 2026
I get it…I think. Pass on all the craziness to the next generation.

Ron


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