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Shuffle Off to Buffalo...

by Kalikiano Kalei — Read all 118 poems by Kalikiano Kalei

Sincere apologies to confrere Tom E. Leftwich (retired ex-NASA engineer and 'Old West poet') for this bit of whimsical doggerel, which his pome (sic) about the American Bison inspired. In truth, the American Bison ('Buffalo') was and still is an amazing beast and there's even a thriving American Buffalo herd in Finland today, where the sturdy Finns prize it for steaks, 'Buffalo-Burgers' and its thick fur. Another instance where our Lakota Sioux Native American friends had it right from the git-go! :)

Monday, May 17, 2021


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SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO...

 

The Smell may be hell

From this lumbering beast,

But to its place in the West

We all should attest.

For all of its assets,

From its fur to its meat,

Thet danged big anamuel

Was shore hard to beat!

Thim injins were wiser

Than us, that’s for shore,

Cause they honored it wisely

And worshipped it more*

Than all of us whiteskins

Who came west to explore.

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*[Than ‘cept’n mebbe the Gray Wolf,

Another contender

But not a dead-ender,

Who was also a fan

Of that big omnivore!]

 

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For an original rendering of this hoary old chestnut of a hit 30s era song, see here:

For a fascinating history of this fabulous animal, see here.

 

 


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 18, 2021
I saw somewhere in the literature that the wild prairie where the Buffalo roamed produced more protein than the current way that the farmers manage the region. Using water from aquifers that is not being replaced. There are also Eastern wood bison that are being restored and European bison that are also being restored.

I never was downwind of a bison to catch that smell. But one time at our little town zoo, my cousin and I were petting a calf that got close to the open wire fence. Suddenly, the big bull got wild eyed and ran into the 5 inch in diameter wood post that supported the fence and it broke off right at the ground level right were my cousin was standing! It's a good thing that the fence continued to hold the post up, for if it had fallen, we would've been in big trouble.

Buffalo robes came in mighty handy when it dropped below zero on the northern plains. When the buffalo meat ran out, they ate the dogs until spring. Hardy people, those Lakota Sioux.

Missed an opportunity for buffalo at Mesa Verde, but later, when we stopped at the hangout of the heirs to Sam Wall's fortune, the restaurant there served buffalo steak and I will have to agree that it was some of the best tasting steak I've ever eaten.

Ron


Reviewed by Fakhre Hyder
Reviewed on May 18, 2021
I agree with the opinion of Dennis Lid. Peace and light! Fakhre

Reviewed by Dennis Lid
Reviewed on May 17, 2021
Review of "Shuffle Off to Buffalo..." by Kalikiano Kalei.

It's a worthy topic from out of the old west; a royal subject, indeed.
And, Kalikiano Kalei rides it with humorous rhetoric and poetic phrases deftly tucked within couplets of rhyme attesting to the creature's assets of fur, meat and pungent aroma, all of which satisfied those wisest of "injins," the mighty Lakota Sioux and the other buffalo contender and fan . . . the Gray Wolf.

Nice job on this poem Kalikiano Kalei - but, then, what else should one expect from a perfectionist and a professional poet and author?

By Dennis Lid


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