A humorous look at women and their hair concerns.

How women fret and worry over hair!
For it to ever please them is quite rare.
Their hairdo seems to always need repair.

Too long, too short, too straight they do declare;
then they will go and sit for hours in a chair
just hoping the hairdresser answers their prayer.

Maybe a different hair shade they should wear?
The color might could stand dyeing, if they dare,
especially after finding gray hairs brings despair.

And after hours devoted to finally getting it where
they will leave the house, oh, it’s so totally unfair
how wind or humidity can quickly cause disrepair.

Not only head hair is the object of worry and care.
Armpits and legs get shaved or subjected to Nair;
getting bikini waxed is nearly too painful to bear.

When interested in attracting men into their lair,
possibly for an affair, most women will swear
the importance of good hair is beyond compare.

A woman wanting men to take her lure seems unaware
usually it isn’t her hair that causes most men to stare.
In truth, men notice her more if she shows off her pair.