A pig farmer living close to Macon
by his wife was recently forsaken.
No money made things tough.
His wife left in a huff,
fed up with living on eggs and bacon.
Clever. She sold her share to ConAgra instead, packed up everything including the bed. So he slept on the couch and then walked with a slouch. Happy for the bacon that kept him fed. :-)
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