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Fifty Bales of Hay....
by Diana Wiles → (All Poetry by Diana Wiles)
Friday, February 13, 2015    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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A Damsel in Distress calls to her Lord....


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                                      Fifty Bales Of Hay....

                                    "I have a major crisis."
                                     to her lord she did confess..
                                      "My bath has overflowed just now,
                                       My room is such a mess."
                                       "Don't worry Lady Antoinette
                                         My Damsel in Distress,
                                         I'll be around on trusty Steed,
                                          (Just wear your low cut dress")
                                           I'm always here when times are bad,
                                            I hate to see my Lady sad.
                                              "So worry not I'll make it right,
                                              (And we can party all the night!)
                                               "I'll see you right,
                                                (And all for free...)
                                                 "Just sit upon my Lordly knee.."
                                                  The barn is warm,
                                                    We'll have our play,
                                                     And romp on fifty bales of hay.....





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 Reviews of "Fifty Bales of Hay...."
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on October 21, 2023
A CLEVER WORK...! AND EVEN MORE CLEVER IS THE DAMSEL AND, OF COURSE, THE VERY FORTUNATE LORD. ENJOYED, THANKS DIANA. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Poets Soul
Reviewed on July 3, 2022
Delightful humor, but to confess I had 50 shades of gray running through my head.

PS

Reviewed by Ashiff Jivraj
Reviewed on September 18, 2015
Creative and flirtatious. Nice work. Ashiff

Reviewed by CHANTI LACE
Reviewed on March 22, 2015
wonderful writing....

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 3, 2015
Agree with Don

Reviewed by Don Juan Amante
Reviewed on February 22, 2015
really like the form and the flirtaous chase. well done.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on February 16, 2015
a gem!!!
Blessings,
Christine xx

Reviewed by Michael Jones
Reviewed on February 16, 2015
It is cute Diana, thank you!

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
Dianna
Unique flair of delight...

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
Much better than the movie! Very creative and a joy to read on this, Valentine's Day.

Ron

Reviewed on February 14, 2015
This is fine! Truly an "Emotional Rescue"!

Love ya!

Jane


Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
Very cute, I loved it.

Michael D.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on February 13, 2015
A great visual picture comes alive from reading your poem. Remarkable it is, very few authors can achieve that height of awareness for their readers. A spice of romantic humor indeed. Dynamite Diana!

Reviewed on February 13, 2015
How sweet!!!! I love it!!!!

Sandie

Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on February 13, 2015
Diana...this piece is an absolute gem. It is apparent that these "meetings" have been taking place for who knows how long. And I'm certain Lady Antoinette's lord is more than willing to accommodate her needs and desires, whatever they may be. I love the playfulness of it all. Thanks for sharing...

Hugs,

DavidLee Thompson

Reviewed by J. Roseline
Reviewed on February 13, 2015
O Diana,this was so interesting , I wished you could go on..JK

Reviewed on February 13, 2015
Very well done!

Reviewed by Isabella Koldras
Reviewed on February 13, 2015
Diana...keeping a good sense of humour helps...when
in "a major crisis"...as you've shown in your poem..
Cheers and Happy Valentine's Day!

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on February 13, 2015
ooh la la Diana...sure to raise the steeds to their deeds and other needs to nurture breeds to spread their seeds and who knows where else this comment leads. Beautiful imagery.
Amor

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on February 13, 2015
LMAO! But if I learned one thing from my days on the farm it's
that hay is softer and more forgiving to tender bottoms without benefit of being baled. Loved this romp.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 13, 2015
A delightfully inviting write, Diana; thank you for sharing it. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis


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