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Send Wheelchair to 406
by Phyllis Jean Green → (All Poetry by Phyllis Jean Green)
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'A hospital is no place to be sick.' Samuel Goldwyn
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{Still getting over a bug that hit my husband especially hard; hope to come up with humor on the subject, but for now, this is it.)
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Thank you so much for all your kind and thoughtful comments. xOx Pea xOx
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'PS': Our 4th great grandchild arrived today! Cameron Jordan Globe weighs
6 pounds, ll ounces. Mama and Baby are doing great!:)
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            Send Wheelchair to 406
 
Clank of plastic striking metal.  Polymer-
jacketed tile makes granite look soft.  
Glass,  the better to see Patient X.  
Sheets, cases, and blanket starched hard.
Like a stiff on shingle, backside exposed,
mid-mall on a  Saturday.   Multi-leveled,  
smells of  coated fabric and hothouse
mums.   Alcohol. . .deodorant. . .dressed
flesh. Cost-inflated corridors maze.   Poster-
landscape-poster.  Inventory check:  cups,
plastic;  straws, bendable;  tissue, sandpaper
grade, pads.  All billed at many times cost.  
Fluorescents blink.  Paraphernalia clatter.
Nursing stations bleep and buzz.  Intercoms
squawk in code.   Milky Ways, cardboard
sandwiches, and Fritos clunk into vending
machine trays.  Coffee!   Coffee!   Other
smells: watered   Jell-O, razor-sliced meat.  
Running-shoed hirelings, most of who will
tell you they are underpaid and under-
appreciated, pad along  halls shiny enough
to blind.  Do not expect   to sleep.  Forget
any semblance  of rest.  Brace for tests
tested because they are "covered."  Good
news:  insurance ok.  BlueCross,  MediCare,
MasterCard, Visa,  AmEx, Discover.  Show  
valid ID and leave blood, might take a check.
Staff rotates;  don't think about familiar.
Doctors, nurses, aides, and techs change more
than bedding.   Please tell someone that
there's a human in 406-A.  Said being requests
release.  Remove tubes,   lower rails,  point it
toward its clothes.   Latest "improvements"
noted on chart not noted by  being,  note.
Exhausted, wants Out.  Wants to set foot
on ragged carpet needs a good  shampoo.  
Wants a pillow dented  to match its head,
and Granny's nit-balled quilt.   Croon of a
voice not paid to pretend.  Let the being
drink from finger-smudged glass once held
jelly.   Let it get up, catch as can, and roam
unspied-upon through a dust-bunnied house.
Let the light veer gold to amber, not blue to
ghoul.  Let the windows reveal untrimmed
shrubs and trees no landscaper would look at
twice,  Give it a pet to warm and increase  
immunity with licks,  then curl the animal
where its eyes can love without a word.   Big
Medicine,  your hyped care hastens Death
No RX or surgery can cure on its own.  'Soon
as we squash drug and insurance spiders,
money will flow so voice mail will no longer
constitute "communication."   Doc may even
come to the house sometime.  It could happen.
It could. But for now . .here, kitty-kitty, here

 

          (c)  Phyllis Jean Green, April, 2009
                       All  Rights  Reserved

 

N:  Ray and I depend on dog Nicky to 'medicate,' but
a cat came to the door as I was finishing the poem. . .
all right, it's a lie.  Pet helps, 's'all I'm sayin.'  More
cuddlesome, the better!

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Send Wheelchair to 406"
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on April 25, 2009
I was laughing as I read the poem. Its filled with whit and humor!!!........M

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on April 22, 2009
What a hoot. May you and Ray live to see the new grandbaby. It's a stretch if you're still in the hospital. You can get sick and die there and not be found for days. Just kidding. They make routine rounds. lol Get well soon and stay out of the hospital. Liz

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on April 22, 2009
Phyllis Jean, I certainly hope you and Ray are healthy again -- having spent many days (weeks) and nights in hospitals over the last twelve years, it is easy for me to empathize with you -- at least I knew all of my physicians long before I entered the sterile halls of alabaster and shivering cold -- humbling is the experience of one's nude body on an icy cold operating table -- chemicals piped to every inch of you through a maze of surgical tubing and sensory probes in places you did not existed in the human anatomy peace and love my dear friend --Jon Michael

Reviewed on April 22, 2009
Oh, Pea! Glad you could put the humor into this non-humorous experience (shades of my quad by-pass!). So realistic are your words, friend, with all the horrors :o) Hope hubby and you are resting peacefully at home...with your sweet, cuddlin' pets! Stay well, and enjoy the new great(?)grand child when you can.
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by anne cunningham
Reviewed on April 22, 2009
i rarely have the chance to stop by ad, but something made me "click" on this one in my email feed, and i'm so glad i did. this captured everything to a t! very well done!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 22, 2009
Pet helps, 's'all I'm sayin.' More
cuddlesome, the better!

Indeed, they do - I much prefer their bedside manners to any doctor or nurse. I hope you and your hubby are feeling much better, and Welcome to the World, Cameron!

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on April 22, 2009
Awwwww....that grand baby is a great dose of medicine...congratulations! enjoyed your write :)

Reviewed on April 22, 2009
HI Phyllis, This sounds like the metal cold place that a hospital is! Don't be there too long, okay? Tell that hubby of yours that you can take better care of him at home.... with that 4th great grandchild, what a better place to be.... get well, stay that way,..

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2009
I certainly hope you and Ray feel better real soon ..Rest and drink plenty of fluids... both of you..Hugsss

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 22, 2009
Another wonderful write even when you are feeling down Phyllis. Thank you for sharing. Now drink lots of soup, get plenty of rest and congrats on your 4th. Grandchild.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on April 22, 2009
Sorry to hear you and Ray have been ill; you are both in my prayers! Hope you both feel better soon; please take care of yourselves, don't overdo! Powerfully penned image and verse; well done! BRAVA!

And congrats on your new great grandson!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed on April 21, 2009
(((Pea)))

Sorry to hear you and Ray been under the weather. You capture in painful detail the hospital horror scenes, all of the senses recoil with memories we'd love to erase (but keep cropping up in nightmares) - and yet, you remind the reader that the patient is a person, not a vital sign, a disease, a statistic - please. Send this to the AMA and hospital administrators and the gods doctors think they are, STAT!!! Whoever said you get rest in a hospital obviously has never been a patient!! Here's hoping you're feeling aces, soon. Well done.

And yes: pets ARE purrrfect therapy. And so is home cookin' and lovin'. Get to feeling better soon, 'hear? You're missed 'round here!!

Congrats on the new arrival!!

((((((HUGS)))))) love and yes, prayer, too, Karla. Prayer can help -

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on April 21, 2009
The longer I live, the more I relate to this. Love ya Pea!

Carmen :-)

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 21, 2009
such a wonderful write--after so much time in a hospital with my sister--this is done so well i can, see, hear and smell it all!


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