Here I am in my crib relaxing maxing with the family

Kids chillin the living room

watching the latest Walt Disney Toons

when out of nowhere comes a bull-dozer

right through a sista's living room

On its tail hang  PROGRESS

Talk about be-fuddled and dazed

what's a body to do?

Who do I call?

where do I a lodge a complain, thats if I can find the phone

what if they decides to add lanes?

A crane just brought I -95 into my living room

my house is a mess

Funny I don't recall inviting guest

Now all I hear when I try to speak is a loud VROOM

Who do I call?

who will repair my walls

I -95 

just took up residence in my house

now my house is no longer a home 

my kids have no place to sleep 

we are homeless and in the street

who do you call when I-95 comes in for tea?