Here I am in my crib relaxing maxing with the family
Kids chillin the living room
watching the latest Walt Disney Toons
when out of nowhere comes a bull-dozer
right through a sista's living room
On its tail hang PROGRESS
Talk about be-fuddled and dazed
what's a body to do?
Who do I call?
where do I a lodge a complain, thats if I can find the phone
what if they decides to add lanes?
A crane just brought I -95 into my living room
my house is a mess
Funny I don't recall inviting guest
Now all I hear when I try to speak is a loud VROOM
Who do I call?
who will repair my walls
I -95
just took up residence in my house
now my house is no longer a home
my kids have no place to sleep
we are homeless and in the street
who do you call when I-95 comes in for tea?