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Go away Viagra.... !
by Kay P M- Devenish → (All Poetry by Kay P M- Devenish)
  
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To the Web Promoters of Viagra,

Who the hell is trying to sell viagra?
you are driving me insane
with your aim
to sell your pills
at LEAST two adds a day
are sent here MY way
from viagra companies
please
please
please
I DON'T have those sort of ills
I don't need your 'hard on' pills.
I keep blocking you
UPon my message board
but
'Good Lord!"
You keep finding me
there must be hundreds of you
flooding
me with your free
offers
and your ravings of what's in the coffers
if I try your stuff.
ENOUGH!!!!
I pass....
you can stick your wonder pills up your
bloooming ' grARRRRSSSss
GET THE MESSAGE BABY?

Stop sending me your info
'cause it's a sincho
that my agra
vation
is from your viagra
information.

I have had enough
Viagra companies,
'Go Get stuffed!'



p.s.sorry folks!

I get flooded by heaps of useless junk mail each day
but the Viagra stuff
just keeps on coming on
(excuse the pun).

(Help!!!!)




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 Reviews of "Go away Viagra.... !"
Reviewed on March 21, 2005
Kay,

Our ancestors, with all of their longevity, never needed this or any other 'FDA' approved (?) cure-all ... outspoken, profound write - excellent!!

Blessings,

Robert

Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Reviewed on July 25, 2003
Loved this, Kay...
Hugs
Jenni

Reviewed on July 20, 2003
This was great..hate those things, excellent rant!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
Hiya Kay, still as sharp as ever with this great one,i wonder myself sometimes where all this bloody junk mail comes from but junk Viagra...now that is hard to take...pun intended, sorry, well done Kay dear, keep venting those emotions and smile, xx Mark xx

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
Love this, great poem. Don't you just hate the viagra and penile enhancement mail, can't use either!

Reviewed by ShyPoet 1
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
LOL - yeah i got some now in my mail. Maybe they are tring to tell me something - naw!
Good write.

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
LOL!! Yeah me too.....If I get sent one more penis enlargment email I'll puke! :| It's like helllllllllllo!!! I'm a girl...lol

You tell 'em Aussie!! :p

Thanks Kay......Dani

Reviewed by m w
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
LOL - Ah the curse of SPAM - you know they make spam killer software now - it sure makes my email less full - Good Write

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
Agra vation is "hard on" the nerves. lol Spam is ridiculous because who buys anything from spammers anyway?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
Oh God I know the feeling...viagra and porn girls with AD authors names attached to them....You think Tinka sends you a e-mail then it is from some slut in a porn movie trying to sell her F###ing slimy rotten Ass to you....and the moment you try to avoid them...you just get more and more rubbish in your mail box..SOMEONE HELP ME TOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEase!!!!

Love
Tinka

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
This is good write from you my friend....BHUWAN

Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
wow Kay that was a really HARD hitting poem, hehehehe it must have been very HARD to write hehehehee there must be a way of stopping these viagra junk mails if you try HARD enough..hehehehe
sorry love couldn't resist... loved the poem...
take care
your pommy pal steve.. xx

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
7-19-03

Like The Animals Of This World Need More Sex!

TRASK

Reviewed by krissy
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
deleting hundreds of these a day can make for sore fingers. liz had a good piece of advice.
one thing to remember is that in some countries, ordering prescription drugs (including viagra) over the internet is illegal.
a bit like running across the border to mexico for valium.
just let the providers know and add a bit about the illegality potential. i can't remember the statute....but there is one!
good luck, mate.
big hugs and love
krissy

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
I get em too Kay...by the
hundreds!!!! My delete button
is wearing out! Excellent write!

~~Linda~~

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
Don't just delete them, send them to your email provider. Abuse .------ You send enough of them, they will do something about them. [Sometimes I send 30 a day] What you need to do is look for the message source, and send that header to your email provider along everything contained in the messages, so they know where the messages originate. Even if they can trace that message, they will develope better spam blockers to help. You have to be persistant.

Good rant...

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
I don't get the junk anymore either
I went an got rid of their cookies.....Under Tools click on cookie manager, but don't delete the important ones like AD.......
Cute write. Sorry you get the junk......
SMooooooooooooo0000000000000CH!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
This was such fun,hahahahaha;-) I know it's aggravation. I beat it by having an email addy just for the junk mail. I only give my priority email to personal friends and family. No one elase gets it. I never have junk mail anymore. you only get it when you use your primary mail for all other activities on the web, therefore anyone can get it. I also have separate email sites for clubs I belong to, so I know just what I'll get in each place;-)With yahoo you can keep junk mail separately and never have to see it. I get over 100 a day and just delete it when I check my other mail. I never see what it is, it's in a separate folder.Hope this helps, kay darlin;-)!

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
"the Viagra stuff
just keeps on coming on"

hahahaha!

I like that one, AND this poem

Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
Amen Kay! I agree with Peggy, bust enlargement, Viagra, those "other" ads, it is a travesty!!
Great write!
Take care,
Jill from TX, USA

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
I keep blocking them out
but then they sneak in again under some other name,all the same VIAGRA
SSSSSSCCCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMM
they are driving me nuts!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
Kay,
Oh yes at least 15 viagra and 20 bigger bust and well we wont mention the other one..
I know what ya mean It is such a drage. opening the email finding 65 spamsssss.....

Hell if I used that Viagra I would never sleep {pun}}}}}
Love Ya sweetie good write...
PJ


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