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Four! She Wants Four!
by Mark M Lichterman → (All Poetry by Mark M Lichterman)
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“Four!”

At age twenty my wife said to me,

“four!”

“Four?”

At age twenty-two I questioned,

“four?”

“I want four before I’m thirty,”

my wife said.

“Four before you’re thirty,”

I questioned never thinking this would be,

never imagining the words she spoke

were words she meant.

But...

One, a boy,

then two, a girl.

Then...

“Yes,” she said,

“let’s shoot for three!”

Like most,

money a problem

and one a boy and one a girl

seemed to me a perfect family.

However...

“Hey, baby,” my wife said,

“let’s shoot for three.”

“Really,” I asked,

and,

“really,” she said.

Well, so I thought,

how much more could

one more little mouth eat?

Besides,

for me,

it was always so much fun trying.

Then...

the months passed quickly

and lo there came another boy.

Then...

Looking about the table,

“you know,” my wife said to me,

“things look kind of lopsided.”

Fearfully knowing what she meant,

“lopsided,” I stupidly asked.

“Yeah,”

my wife said to me,

“you know,

two boys and one girl!

Seems to me," 

my wife said to me,

"we ought to shoot for four.”

                      ***

To place this family saga in time:

While in the waiting room,

reading a paperback entitled,

“Poker by Maverick.”

When the doctor came into the room,

looking up,

“well, Doc?” I asked.

“A girl,” said he.

And me,

hardly a great poker player,

replied,

“this, then, I guess,

is the first time two pair beats three of a kind.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Four! She Wants Four!"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 10, 2009
Very amusing and classic ending lines! Patrick

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on October 9, 2009
A most delightful story Mark, for me it was a tripple play...

Carole~

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 9, 2009
Can't say the same. Full house here.

Georg


Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on October 9, 2009
Hahahaha! Well done Mark!

Anna

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Got me laughing as I just love the correlation, yes four sounds very good to me too and I have two girls, two boys what a coincidence huh?

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Hey I remember saying twenty-four to my husband and after two we found I couldn't have anymore, then we adopted and with the fifth child he said this is enough. We had four boys and one girl by this time. I have to agree four was perfect, you won with two pair Mark. thank you for sharing.

Your Newfie friend, Rose


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