I learned how to play golf
When I was in highschool
I was a Junior or Senior
At the time. ..

Never took us to a golf course
It would have helped
First time I played golf I was
Eighteen or nineteen

My girlfriend's sister took us
Golfing, we played nine holes
I have no idea what my score was
All I know is I didn't win

The last time I played golf
I was on Mackinac Island
In upper Michigan
I was with my mother and two sisters

My sister's father-in-law was there
He played golf with three of us
I thought he was quite brave
We played nine holes

I find golf to be very relaxing
I enjoy hitting buckets of balls
Seeing how many yards 
They go. ..between 150-200 yards

           Not bad for an amateur, amateur.