I did marry a full-figured girl
with sweet luscious red lips,
and, oh yeah, the right sized hips

I so enjoy her blonde curl
and she stands out in room
I sure love her perfume
She often whispers in my ear,
and I  like it when
she'll bring me a beer
what a honey, what a dear

She has fun when she winks at me,
and she  loves making me blush
just  blow those kisses from my chair,
she'll jump to catch them in the air
and she'll jump on me
and tickle til I scream

Now, all is peachy as long
as  I don't , you know,
get all  up in her milkshake
You know what I mean
Yet , I just love to say she's my wife;
she's the very best friend in my life.

McCuen Copyright September 2008