Seed Power

My prostate is filled with palladium

Which is even much stronger than radium.

Now each time I sneeze

It buckles my knees and

Turns on the lights in the stadium.

Beamer’s Delight

This guy from up north was a clown

Till his prostate turned ugly and brown.

He went under the beam

With the Dattolli team

Now he’s the happiest clown in the town.

Double Trouble

When his prostate got him in trouble

He wanted to hide in a bubble.

He wrote Dattolli a letter

They made it “all better”

And pulled him right out of the rubble.

Exhilaration

They aligned him with skill and great care,

Then zapped him through his underwear.

Now he’s fit as a fiddle

Singin’ hey diddle diddle

And high as a kid at the fair.

Beamers’ Reunion

They stood there in fear of their fates

But when asked for the name cancer hates

They sang out “Dattolli”

And then Holy Moly!

Heaven opened its bright pearly gates.