Benny Hill



Benny, benny, where are you

patting the little bald guy on the head

clown, clun, with the naughty smile

Ernie the Milkman on the housewife's doorstep

are you in paris with a lovely

french girl on your arm, enchante, madame


Are you in your little southampton flat

watching the Benny Hill show

getting older and lonelier

Watch out Ben Elton and the alternative

comedy crowd are after you;

not politically correct, your saucy

seaside postcard humour,

people are so easily offended today.



Benny, benny, king of comedy

yes sir, you can take a bow

and sing your funny songs

until the cows come home.