Bulldozer, bulldozer, build me a mall.

Make it gigantic, design it to sprawl.

Build us a future of glorious days:

traffic jams, asphalt, and car-exhaust haze.

Bulldozer, bulldozer, build me a mall.

Flatten those tree-hugging eco-freaks all.

People want knick-knacks, not sycamore trees;

Big Macs and pizzas, not blue jays and bees.

Bulldozer, bulldozer, build me a mall.

Cave in the burrows of anything small.

Groundhogs are rodents, they're better off dead.

Animal rightists can't mess with my head.

Bulldozer, bulldozer, build me a mall.

Smash down that forest, and don't ever stall.

Bring in the concrete trucks, make no mistake.

Scrape off that hillside, and fill in that lake.

Bulldozer, bulldozer, build me a mall.

Gonna get rich. My, I'm having a ball!

Nature's for pansies and weasels and such.

Three dozen shoe stores ain't overly much.

Bulldozer, bulldozer, build me a mall.

Kickbacks won't weaken that structural wall.

Years from now when it collapses on kids,

I'll be Bahamian, counting me quids.

Bulldozer, bulldozer, build me a mall.

Grander than Babylon, ninety feet tall.

Square miles of plastic where green used to be...

Bulldozer, we're a good team, you 'n me!

LW