What of organs other than the heart?

‘I love you with all my Heart’
- Those words so often mentioned,
But what of all the other parts
That have amorous intentions?

Now, ‘I love you with all my Spleen’
Gives an alternate perspective,
But somehow spleen is never seen
Except in coarse invective.

Would you feel woozy if I said?
‘I love you with my Liver’.
Well would my words go to your head,
Or merely make you shiver?

My Pancreas wants you to know
It feels a great desire -
Now does that make your passion glow,
Or dampen down your fire?

My Kidneys both would like to say
For you they feel affection,
But every time I drink your health
They feel a strange rejection.

My colon dances at your name,
As do rectum and bladder,
But feelings flow from whence they came
And they're left feeling flatter.

So darling please just spend some time
- Review these various parts -
Their love for you is not a crime,
They cannot all be hearts.