I had a dream last night

That incurred quite a fright.

I dreamt I was the meat

Satan’s demons cooked to eat.

I was carved in pieces eight;

Two portions to a plate.

They put spices on my thighs

And deviled both my eyes.

They said I tasted fresh

As they bit into my flesh.

But as one began to choke,

I suddenly awoke.

I experienced quite a scare

From this preposterous nightmare.

For I dreamt I was the meat

Satan’s demons cooked to eat.