“I wish I could sleep with Sandra again”

- My friend Bill said with a long and deep sigh -

“I can’t sleep; I have her but on my brain,

Together with her bosom and her thigh.

This Sandra Bullock is such a sweet girl,

I could just have her again and again.

When I think of her, my head’s in a swirl

And find it real hard myself to restrain.”

As he enthused I listened enviously -

“So you slept with Sandra; please tell me more…”

He hung his head and replied sheepishly:

“No, I haven’t yet, but I wished once before.”

© P. J. Oszmann (2005)

Illustration: Sandra Bullock (Photo from public domain, enhanced in Photoshop)