“A Dialogue For Single Women”

By M.Bennett Hooper 

You know you've met a married man when he gives you his office number for phone contacts.

You know you're dating a married man when he always insist that you drive your car and pick him up at a coffee shop near his office.

You know the man is married when his sister and her kids are the only photos in his wallet.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

WHEN OPPOSITES ATTRACT

“A Dialogue For Single Women”

By M.Bennett Hooper copyright January 31,1994

You know you've met a married man when he gives you his office number for phone contacts.

You know you're dating a married man when he always insist that you drive your car and pick him up at a coffee shop near his office.

You know the man is married when his sister and her kids are the only photos in his wallet.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

WHEN OPPOSITES ATTRACT

“A Dialogue For Single Women”

By M.Bennett Hooper copyright January 31,1994

You know you've met a married man when he gives you his office number for phone contacts.

You know you're dating a married man when he always insist that you drive your car and pick him up at a coffee shop near his office.

You know the man is married when his sister and her kids are the only photos in his wallet.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

WHEN OPPOSITES ATTRACT

“A Dialogue For Single Women”

By M.Bennett Hooper copyright January 31,1994

You know you've met a married man when he gives you his office number for phone contacts.

You know you're dating a married man when he always insist that you drive your car and pick him up at a coffee shop near his office.

You know the man is married when his sister and her kids are the only photos in his wallet.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

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You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

WHEN OPPOSITES ATTRACT

“A Dialogue For Single Women”

By M.Bennett Hooper copyright January 31,1994

You know you've met a married man when he gives you his office number for phone contacts.

You know you're dating a married man when he always insist that you drive your car and pick him up at a coffee shop near his office.

You know the man is married when his sister and her kids are the only photos in his wallet.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

WHEN OPPOSITES ATTRACT

“A Dialogue For Single Women”

By M.Bennett Hooper copyright January 31,1994

You know you've met a married man when he gives you his office number for phone contacts.

You know you're dating a married man when he always insist that you drive your car and pick him up at a coffee shop near his office.

You know the man is married when his sister and her kids are the only photos in his wallet.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

WHEN OPPOSITES ATTRACT

“A Dialogue For Single Women”

By M.Bennett Hooper copyright January 31,1994

You know you've met a married man when he gives you his office number for phone contacts.

You know you're dating a married man when he always insist that you drive your car and pick him up at a coffee shop near his office.

You know the man is married when his sister and her kids are the only photos in his wallet.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

WHEN OPPOSITES ATTRACT

“A Dialogue For Single Women”

By M.Bennett Hooper copyright January 31,1994

You know you've met a married man when he gives you his office number for phone contacts.

You know you're dating a married man when he always insist that you drive your car and pick him up at a coffee shop near his office.

You know the man is married when his sister and her kids are the only photos in his wallet.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

WHEN OPPOSITES ATTRACT

“A Dialogue For Single Women”

By M.Bennett Hooper copyright January 31,1994

You know you've met a married man when he gives you his office number for phone contacts.

You know you're dating a married man when he always insist that you drive your car and pick him up at a coffee shop near his office.

You know the man is married when his sister and her kids are the only photos in his wallet.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.

You know the man is married when the imprint from his wedding ring is still fresh on his ring finger.

You know the man is married when his wearing apparel is color coordinated.

You know the man is married when he opens his briefcase and a bottle of Flintstone vitamins falls to the floor.

You know the man is married when he tells you he's just separated from his wife and he means breakfast.

You know the man is married when he has a tattoo on his arm entitled,”I Love My Wife.”

You know the man is married when he is unavailable on holidays and most weekends except during the nurses convention.

You know the man is married when he always comes to your house dressed in a jogging suit.

You know the man is married when he's always available on the nights your sister attends PTA meetings.

You know the man is married when you see him with his dog and its' a Pekinese.

You know a man is married when you go out on the dance floor and his latest moves are three years old.

You know a man is married when he carries a handkerchief in his pocket and has one in the lapel of his suit jacket.

You know a man is married when he thinks a Wonderbra is a new brand of candy.

You know a man is married when he thinks foreplay is a golf stroke.

You know a man is married when he knows several brand names of disposable diapers and their costs.

You know a man is married when he turns down all of your invitations to church services.

You know a man is married when boxer shorts are his favorite underwear.

You know a man is married when he mistakenly orders a kiddie meal at a fast food restaurant.

You know a man is married when his entire conversation centers around the women he has known in high school and college.

You know a man is married when his most frequently watched movies are on the Lifetime TV channel.

You know a man is married when he thinks Hugh Hefner died.

You know a man is married when he thinks West Point is a new sub-division.

You know a man is married when he asks if your dress is new and you just met.

You know a man is married when you ask for a light and he fumbles with a kid proof cigarette lighter which is attached to his key chain.

You know a man is married when the length and width of his pants are the same number 40/40. You know a man is married when he can't maintain eye contact without looking at your breast.

You knew the man was married when leaving your car he mumbled something about losing a baby's car seat.