Senior Samurai Haiku

1)

Moving from bed to O'benjo,

Dark mass of furry dog looms.

The night is long.

2)

Dinner served at the home,

Attendants move with ninja stealth.

Keep a fork handy!

3)

Geriatric samurai squatting

Over the O'toire, Katanta at hand.

Surprise ambush possible.

4)

Nocturnal prostate problems grow

When big meals weigh down bladders.

Eat lightly.

5)

Fragrance of digested rice and tofu

Wafts from under the futon cover.

Flowers from the pig sty.

6)

Under the kimono, muscles turn

To lumps of withered flesh.

Sagging breasts, also.