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Smartphone
by Lloyd Lofthouse → (All Poetry by Lloyd Lofthouse)
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talking to my new iPhone

I didn’t know how smart

The new iPhone was until

A friend showed me how to

Ask it questions.

Now I’m hooked.

I talk to my iPhone

Several times a day

To hear what it has to say

About the weather where I live.

I even asked it for a kiss

And the lady’s voice replied

That would be inappropriate.

I think I want my iPhone to have a sexy

Australian accent

To whisper the weather in my ear.


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 Reviews of "Smartphone"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 15, 2014
A most informative and delightful poem. I have known about Siri since it first came out, because Apple has always had interesting voice responses to various aspects of their operating system and because I worked with dictation systems for so long.

Unfortunately, I don't think many iPhone users know about or use Siri. My helper has had an iPhone for some time but doesn't use it. On a recent trip with a lawyer friend of mine, she was my front seat passenger and copilot. She was constantly asking Siri for this or that and getting instant answers as we rolled down the road on a trip that I had planned very poorly for, not knowing the territory. My friend came through with the answers time after time and made our trip truly eventful because of all the knowledge she brought.

If anyone out there has an iPhone, I highly recommend Siri. Just learn how to use it. For all you Stone Age writers out there, there is no hope. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 15, 2014

chuckle


Reviewed on July 14, 2014
Perhaps you should ask her to speak in Australian English. Heeeheeee!!!

Sandie


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