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Men are Stupid, Women are Crazy
by Ms Beeds → (All Poetry by Ms Beeds)
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The only solution to the problem...

Men Are Stupid, Women Are Crazy

Why not admit,

Embrace reality,

That male/female unions,

Breed lunacy.

 

Men have no clue.

Women are insane.

Men never get "it".

Women only blame.

 

Battle of the sexes?!

Please!!! Let's be real!

Men misunderstand,

Women are surreal.

 

How hard can it be,

To throw some regard?

Men - don't expect reason!

Women - love the retards!

 

So simple the answer,

To this solution we seek,

Find contentment in sex,

And choose not to speak!

 

 


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 Reviews of "Men are Stupid, Women are Crazy"
Reviewed by Hoan Nilbog (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2013
Ah, this is enlightening, for I have found those who truly don't understand.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 23, 2013
Thank you for sharing the wisdom through your wit and humor, Ms. Beeds. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Dark Knight
Reviewed on July 20, 2013
so...tell me how you really feel....LOL

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on February 21, 2012
Gotta love the truth herein.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on February 7, 2012
INTERESTING CONCEPT IN THIS WELL WRITTEN WORK WITH A GREAT RHYME SCHEME. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2009
tee hee hee ...true. neerja

Reviewed by Carin Spirit
Reviewed on August 4, 2009
When will men and women understand each other?...........when pigs fly. Sorry no pun intended THP. Be Well Always, Carin'

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 4, 2009
Gotta love it...man is the problem...sex is the answer lol
fee

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 4, 2009
At least you came to an understanding, interesting and delightful. Nice to read your words again...

Be always safe,
Karen


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