I hope Heaven's Gates one day I see,

'Cause I'll sing and greet a lot of folks,
That meant so much to me.
But there's been something I've wondered about,
That I would like to know.

I'm sure there'll be no mayhem,
Or no mass hysteria.
But what will be the layout,
Of the recreation area?

I'll be lookin for a golf course,
Upon which I can play.
And lots of birdies I will make,
Oh what a Heavenly day.

If on this plane I did good works,
And never took a nap
Will my good deeds here on the earth,
Determine my handicap?

I know I don't want to go to Hell,
There are no ifs, ands, or buts,
Because I think that Hell would be,
Eternally missing putts.

2010 Walt Hardester