Once a bitter literary critic
Tore to bits his own manuscript thick
When asked politely why
He cursed and swore most high
His fans believed it to be some trick
[Even if the ban has been lifted, still DON'T buy "Blind Man's Lantern" plagued by deliberate errors and missing poems.]
Limericks crochetés: Once a bitter literary critic
Once a bitter literary critic
Tore to bits his own manuscript thick
When asked politely why
He cursed and swore most high
His fans believed it to be some trick
For many a year he reigned tyrant
And column in weekly turned virulent
Books by millions sold
His pages manifold
One talked of him at every event
At parties talk-shows subways cocktails
All broke silences with pent-up wails
What could be the matter
What brought on the chatter
What caused the paper to soar in sales?*
What d'ya mean, "You don't know who this tyrannical critic was?", Monseigneur Don-Ron. Of course, it's all about you and only YOU !
Naaaay! Just kidding you, but the "tyrannical" quality or feature fits you to a "T", though, I must say upon reflection.
So, you have predicted your own FALL, buddy!
Naaay, the critic (in reality, representative of ALL critics) is a composite figure, and I'm not saying it aloud, you may account for more than your fair share in his make-up. Toodle-dee-doo...
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Naaaay! Just kidding you, but the "tyrannical" quality or feature fits you to a "T", though, I must say upon reflection.
So, you have predicted your own FALL, buddy!
Naaay, the critic (in reality, representative of ALL critics) is a composite figure, and I'm not saying it aloud, you may account for more than your fair share in his make-up. Toodle-dee-doo...
Ron