One day an attractive Forty year old women came for her therapy session. She walked in absolutely Beaming. “My goodness, something wonderful must have happened,” said Dr. Dyer. The woman replied, “I just received the best compliment. I went for my regular gynecological exam and the doctor said I have the breasts of a twenty year old.”

“That is a nice compliment,” replied Dr. Dyer. “You know, physical appearance is important, especially in middle age. Here’s what I recommend. Go home and stand naked in front of a mirror. Examine your body to see where improvements can be made - take a little off here and a little off there, etc.” So she did.

Now, her husband was one of these - jogged home after his vasectomy - macho manly types. He walked in just in time to catch his wife naked in front of the mirror.

“What the heck are you doing?” he ask. “My gynecologist said I have the breasts of a twenty year old,” she replied. Her husband asked, “Well, did he say anything about your Forty year old horse's butt Rear-end?”

“No honey, he didn’t mention you at all”.

Good huh? Lol,

Dr. Joe K. Reed

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