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     For a quick laugh, follow the continuing misfortunes of Studio Reader Stan.
Comic 2

Studio Reader Stan is busy writing a screenplay of his own while sitting in a coffee shop. Marvin, a beret-wearing hipster, joins him.

Marvin: Studio Reader Stan, you have to help me out, bro. We're tight, right? I mean, we were college roomies for four years. That means something.

Studio Reader Stan: I think we’d be a lot tighter if you remembered my actual name was Larry.

Marvin: Here’s my problem. I’m extremely well connected and figured if I wrote a screenplay, I’d have much more success than you’ll ever have, even though you’ve studied the craft of screenwriting for years.

Studio Reader Stan: What part of that exactly is your problem?

Marvin: Because I did write a screenplay. It’s called "Hard Work." It took me four days.

Studio Reader Stan: That long, huh?

Marvin: Bro, it’s the best screenplay ever. But even though I used my connections to easily get it read at a studio, their moronic reader obviously didn’t appreciate genius when he saw it.

Studio Reader Stan: That is a problem.

Marvin: Yes it is. His feedback was that my script was so bad, when it was read out loud to a blind man, he begged to be deaf.

Studio Reader Stan: There’s not much upside to that.

Marvin: It can be overcome, though. All you have to do is re-submit it with a positive recommendation.

Studio Reader Stan: That’s going to be hard to do.

Marvin: Why?

Studio Reader Stan: I was the one who read it. And that blind guy really did beg to be deaf.

Marvin: Hmm, this is very disappointing. Did he have any film credentials to justify that kind of begging?

Studio Reader Stan: He had ears. And apparently a low threshold for torture.

Marvin's pager beeps. He looks at it.

Marvin: Gotta run, bro. I’ve got a meeting at Warner Bros. I'm hoping for a two-picture deal. Let’s do coffee sometime. Ciao.

-Studio Reader Stan (3) coming soon... 

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead 4/2/2005
enjoyed the read
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/30/2005
stan's the man! excellent continuation of this story, stephen; very well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

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