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For Goodnes Snakes!
by Walt Hardester
Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     More tales from my medical days...
This particular call for the EMT's came about because a lady had seen a snake in her kitchen. She called her husband to come in and kill it.
The snake got away, but all the exertion of chasing the snake gave the man severe chest pains.
His wife then called the EMS and they rushed to the house to pick up the man and take him to the hospital.
This fellow was a large man who weighed in excess of two-hundred seventy pounds.

It was a hot summer day in south Georgia and the EMT's were wearing shorts.

When Paramedics got there, the lady explained what had happened, and that the snake was still loose somewhere in the house.
As the EMT's were struggling to get the man down the front stairs of the house, the family dog came up behind one of the EMT's and touched his cold nose to the back of the EMT's leg.

Being so scared that it might have been the snake, the EMT lost his grip on the stretcher, the stretcher fell over, and the man fell off, breaking his arm in the process.

As the stretcher tipped over, man and all the EMT who was at the front of the stretcher, got his leg caught between the man, the stretcher, and a step, and broke his leg as well.

Everyone survived the incident and the original patient was not having a heart attack, but now there were two patients with broken limbs. All because of a dog with a cold nose.

Walt
  

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Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone 8/30/2007
I could picture that. Lady J
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/29/2007
Hahahaha....I think I can relate too all these boo-boos!!

Who did you say the EMT was???

Lol!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 8/28/2007
oh my! what a comedy of errors!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 8/28/2007
OMG talk about your weird coincicdences this would be funny if not for the pain the two men with broken bones must have felt...but no doubt gave them a story to tell for a long time to come.

Fee
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 8/28/2007
A friendly dog can scare your jeebeezes coming from behind, be happy it wasn't a friendly Nam 1-2-3-steps snake.
Georg
Reviewed by Southern Comfort 8/28/2007
You are a hoot! I adore yore writes! When Ya post, we never know what
you will delight us with next! LOVE YOU! Sissy
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/28/2007
There ya go, blamin the poor dog again. For Shame!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 8/28/2007
LOL Sorry to laugh, but o, my: I woulda been the one having a heart attack!!!!!!!!! *cringe* hate snakes..........

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/28/2007
Oh, dear; what pandemonium! Not so funny for the patient or the paramedics! Geez! LOL Fun write though about a not so funny situation; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

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